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elcome back to the start of the school year! I hope you all had a wonderful summer break. Let’s settle down and take our seats, shall we?

Class …seats, please. Don’t make me ask again. Amgen, Regeneron, are you two arguing already? I’m going to have you sit on opposite sides of the classroom if you can’t get along. Alexion, I know the map of Brazil is fascinating, but please find a seat. Don’t make me threaten you with detention. Yes, Gilead, of course you can sit in the front row.

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